Seriously, why the hell are Koalas thought of as cute and cuddly? I mean look at it. Look at the stare and the lethal paws. And considering they have a one ingredient diet of leaves that would get you high, I don't think it's particularly safe nor truthful to tell kids that Koalas are friggin' cuddly. I really did think they were sweet when I was a munchkin myself. But you know, years later and a quick glance at the pic I found in the Daily News makes me reconsider.

Koalas - the stoned, claw-wielding killerbears of Doom.